ACCOUNTANT IN YOUR POCKET CLUB
The Accountant You'd Hire If You Could Afford One.
A library of 20+ workshops, a new one every month, a monthly group accountability session, and direct access for the questions you can't Google.
Cancel anytime. No fearmongering, just plain English answers.
THE CORE PROBLEM
The In-Between Questions
None of it is big enough to justify a $300 hourly CPA call. All of it is too risky to keep guessing at.
The Weird Transaction
Too small to schedule a consultation with a CPA, but putting it in the wrong category could cost you real money—and possibly trigger a penalty—at tax time.
The 1099 Panic
Do you need to send one? Do they send one? Guessing wrong means government fines, and asking your CPA for a 15-minute answer costs you hundreds of dollars out of pocket.
The Business Structure Guess
LLC vs S Corp. The online 'gurus' say one thing, but they haven't seen your actual numbers. Getting this wrong can lock you into years of unnecessary tax burdens.
Stop Paying A La Carte
One single workshop on the site is $27. The Club gives you the entire library, plus new monthly workshops, for just $25 a month. If you would buy even one workshop a year, the Club already pays for itself.
20+ Workshop Library
Immediate access to every past workshop to answer your specific bookkeeping questions.
New Monthly Workshop
Fresh, plain English lessons added every single month to keep your financial knowledge growing.
Live Group Accountability Call
Monthly live sessions to keep you on track. Can't make it? They are always recorded for replay.
MEET CLARISSA
The Anti-Guru Accountant
Most "money advice" online comes from people who aren't accountants. They are entrepreneurs who figured out their own situation and now package it up to sell to you. Some of it is right. A lot of it is wrong. And when it comes to the IRS, being mostly right isn't good enough.
- More than 20 years of real-world accounting experience
- Three accounting degrees (One Bachelor's, two Master's)
- 6+ years as a strict government auditor
In my auditor days, I walked into businesses, reviewed their books, and assessed fines with zero warnings and no second chances. I saw the exact same mistakes destroying small businesses simply because they couldn't afford a $300 per hour CPA to ask a quick question.
That is exactly why I built The Club. Today, I combine my strict auditor background with a "nerdy money love" teaching style to explain the hardest financial concepts in plain English. No jargon. No expensive retainers. Just clear answers so you never have to guess again.
MEMBERSHIP TIERS
Join The Club
Cancel anytime. No hidden fees.
Solo
$25
Per month
- Full library of 20+ workshops
- A new workshop every month
- Monthly group accountability session
- Member-only access to the workshop hub
Sidekick
$60
Per month
- Everything in Solo, PLUS:
- Direct Slack access to Clarissa on Fridays (10am to 3pm Eastern)
THE FINE PRINT
Plain English Answers
Straightforward answers to the questions you are probably asking. No fluff, no dodging the details. If you do not see your question here, you can always ask it directly inside.
What if I'm international?
Bookkeeping principles apply everywhere. Tax-specific content is US-focused, but most of our international members say 70%+ of the content still applies perfectly to their business.
Do I need to have my bookkeeping done already?
Not at all. Members come into The Club at every level. Whether your books are pristine or a work in progress, this is the place to get them sorted without judgement.
What is the difference between Solo and Sidekick?
Solo gives you the full workshop library and monthly group accountability calls. Sidekick gives you everything in Solo, plus direct Slack access to me on Fridays (10am to 3pm Eastern) for those 'I need an expert' questions.
Will I actually get $25/month of value out of this?
A single a la carte workshop on the site is $27. The Club gives you over 20 of them for $25. Even if you only watched one workshop a year, you'd break even. If it saves you one $300 CPA call, it pays for itself for a year.
I am not sure I will use it.
If you have one or two financial questions a quarter you'd otherwise pay a CPA for, The Club covers itself immediately. If you end up not having any questions, you weren't paying a CPA anyway. There are no lock-in contracts—you can cancel anytime.
Stop Guessing. Start Building.
Join the Club today and get the answers you need, the workshops you want, and the plain-English financial education you deserve. Cancel anytime.
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